spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
