Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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