Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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