that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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