It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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