if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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