Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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