I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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