me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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