Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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