Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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