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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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