I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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