Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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