They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
