Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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