Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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