Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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