i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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