apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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