I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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