Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
we should paint friendship bongs
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