I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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