id be glad to
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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