just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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