We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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