So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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