You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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