Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
no. you can't hotbox the world.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
