I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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