Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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