well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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