threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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