More tranny stories later!
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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