i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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