at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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