What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
