Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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