i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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