I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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