the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just gift wrapped bread.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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