did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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