"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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