Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
