I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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