so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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