im about as happy as oj after his trial
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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