we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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