Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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