i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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