Soap is not a condiment
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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