So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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