i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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