And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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